Amuseables Eggetha Egg and Lance Soldier start every morning the same way: paper spread out, kettle boiling, and headlines read aloud with gusto. She underlines the crosswords. He insists the horoscopes are “research”.

Together, they’re the Jellycat newsroom’s most devoted subscribers. Between them, no story goes unread, no headline ignored, and no gossip column missed – they couldn’t believe the news about Amuseables Peanut!

Need some help with a sudoku? They'll be with you in a second – there’s a story here about Bartholomew Bear’s latest dance routine they just have to read first...